I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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