it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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