At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
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Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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