How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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