I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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