I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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