I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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