Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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