if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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