that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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