You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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