The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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