Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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