K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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