dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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