it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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