every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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