does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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