where does the pee come out of this thing
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
How's work?
Spinning.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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