Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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