okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He better not be in your backpack
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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