There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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