i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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