Don't make out with my wife yet
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize