Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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