are you still at the devil's house?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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