i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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