At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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