dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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