i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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