Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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