A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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