Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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