dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
She announced her abortion via fbk
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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