love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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