my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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