They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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