do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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