bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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