sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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