Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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