margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
oh god the rape fog is back!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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