just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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