I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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