well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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