If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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