he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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