doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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