Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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