she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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